“I used to drink half a 200mg can before hot pilates and still feel my heart in my ears during the hundred. This is the first thing that feels like it was made for the room.”
A 50mg lift with L-theanine and electrolytes — made for the hot room, steady instead of racing, down to a trace by bedtime.
Founding batch of 500 numbered cases — reserving is free, and nothing is charged until it ships.
The cans in the studio cubby were engineered for the squat rack — 200mg of caffeine and a niacin flush, tuned for someone else’s deadlift PR. Carry one into a 95° reformer room and you’ll spend the warm-up watching your heart rate instead of your breath.
Pilates was never about more. It’s control, breath, precision — and the drink you bring should match the practice, not fight it.
No proprietary blends, no fourteen-ingredient panel, nothing you have to Google in the parking lot. Four actives at their studied doses — that’s the entire label.
On the drive, at a red light, walking in. It lands softly — no spike to outrun.
Clear head, even keel, hydrated through the heat. Present for all of it.
50mg is down to a trace by bedtime. Evening class, full night — both are yours.
Five hundred numbered cases — the founding price, held for life. Reserve yours →
“I used to drink half a 200mg can before hot pilates and still feel my heart in my ears during the hundred. This is the first thing that feels like it was made for the room.”
“The can is so pretty it made my photo dump before I’d even finished it. But honestly — calm energy, no crash after, asleep by eleven. That’s the actual point.”
Gathered at studio tastings, spring 2026.
Founding price · $36 the case of twelve, held for life.
It rises to $48 after the first five hundred. Hold yours with an email — we’ll write when the first run pours.
No charge until it ships · cancel anytime
Numbered in the order they’re reserved.
Wholesale cases, a branded mini-fridge for founding partner studios, and a drink your 6pm class can say yes to. We deliver locally — no minimum on the first order.
“We poured samples after a Saturday class and half the room asked where to get it.”Daniela R. · instructor & studio owner